ALMOST EVERYTHING IS MISSING: FUNNY THINGS PEOPLE SAY ABOUT BUHARI, THE NORTHERN NIGERIAN PRESIDENT

For buhari and his northern semi illiterates, ALMOST EVERYTHING IS MISSING,.. From the orchestrated chibok CHICS, alleged to be missing... To the billions of naira given to the Buhari administration to fight terrorists, also missing... Lets not forget that buhari's certificates are MISSING IN ACTION, that's why buhari is spending public funds to acquire THIRTEEN SENIOR ADVOCATES OF NIGERIA, to help find, not the missing certificates, but Lame excuses and hopeless extenuations... Then there is the salient fact that buhari's brain too, is missing, the Nigerian economy can bear witness to that... So also will his lopsided appointments... And his favorite incubi, THE WITCH HUNTING OF OPPOSITION AND IMAGINARY ENEMIES... All points to the missing brain... And now, in the midst of nigerians suffering senselessly because of a Hopelessly clueless administration, the entire nation is rendered STATIC for THREE MISERABLE DAYS, searching for an Arabian moon, just to complete an Arabian retarded religious ritual that has no single relevance in the economy of Nigeria or the welfare of nigerians, other than the fact that some Nigerians including buhari, suscribe to moon worship...
THE rule of law too is missing in Nigeria... Democracy is equally
missing... Common sense went missing since may 29 2015, .......corruption though isn't missing ,it flourishes abundantly, flowing down luxuriantly from ASO ROCK, to other parts of Nigeria,..It is only in buhari administration/regime we always hear missing fund, no corruption, no looting, no stealing, but missing and missing of all sorts both money and certificate, how come things of such keep on missing only in buhari regime? The time he was commissioner of petroleum resources...... Something got missing, findout....... Minister of PTF something got missing, head of state..... Something got missing........during presidential candidate chibok girls got missing......why??????? I can start to name things that are missing but you all are already aware of most of them, you are living witnesses of the criminal cluelessness of our illiterate, commander in chief of armed excuses and King of the North.. (not Jon snow )..
I said it before that more illiteracy, more hypocrisy, more nepotism, more corruption, more state sponsored assassinations, arrests, intimidation, blackmail and distant dictatorial decrees awaits nigerians, the die has been cast, let the stupidity continue..